Motherly Advice

Conversation w/ Mom.

Mom: "I ran into Mr. Bak today, did you know his mother has cancer?"
me: " No, why?"
Mom: "She's getting really great treatment in Poland. Mr. Bak says that Poland is getting recognized for their medical advances. A lot of people are going over for various treatments because of the quality of service and the cheap prices."
me: "uhuh..."
Mom: "Mr. Bak told me a lot of foreigners are flocking for their services. Getting anything from cancer treatment to plastic surgery..."
me: " uhuh?"
Mom: "You should really get your breasts done in Poland before the prices go up!!!